I feel like….

I’m supposed to be all like, you know, wheeeeee, and then whoooooo, and then one goes like oh, what about and you are like hmmmyes, which gets into a hummmm oooh hmmm oooh mmmm gooodie and then the other is like oooohNICEyeslikethat and you are both like awwyeah and the bed is doing creak creak creak and suddenly you find yourself into a splooch-flap-splooch-flap-splooch-flap kind of messy situation and the bed keeps going creek-creak-creek-creak-creek-creak and then it’s all gets into a ooooooh-my-godddd-SPLASSSSH-bufffff pant pant pant explosion which ends in a few smooch smooch smooch and zzzzzzzz.

Or I could just get drunk at Mic’s Birthdaybash….

Damn you colleagues and friends….

Culinary Seductions… are you THAT desperate?

Take a closer look at the pictures of the recipespics…  sorry thats no seductions , thats plain disgusting.

THATS  a proper culinary seduction idiot!

[milkmaid attitude courtesy of Flickr and pgaalien]

Bastard Console from Hell

Here is why you should lock away you consoles separately.

The PX-3600

See what happen’s if you don’t.

Your Xbox will shag your PS3 … after 9 nights the THIS (BCFH ™) will spawn …..

Clearly our PS3 had an affair with the Atari 3600 a couple of years back.

You just can’t trust those NextGen Consoles…. I bet they are Downloading porn the whole night while your asleep.

[Box pic from Flickr]

The day after…

We all had our fair share of gang bangs with the shanghai expat community ( hence Sexpat) or at least one indecent offer from a couple 20 years past their best-before date.

Those people either have an army of servants to clean up afterwards or just book an expensive hotel room.

The rest of us, has to actually clean up the mess. Everybody who tried to get rid of the stains from their parents couch knows what I mean.

After years of embarrassment some evil german geniuses developed the perfect solution

Cilit GangBang

Maybe I should pay the hookers chinese clubgirls an extra tip additional drink if they stay longer and clean up the shit (no pun intended) afterwards.

I rock pink … too

I really liked my fellow cokeheads new namecard

But I Rock Pink too….. everyday …. at work.

Unfortunately the only thing in the office worth to dip your balls in.

Worklife is a bitch sometimes.

Tags: irock pink, unbearable working conditions